You Tell her Mel Gibson!

While I drove along Stadium dr. in Loo's Maxima--because she doesn't like to drive--I enjoyed the cold breeze from the vents of the air conditioner I just fixed. While she used my electric razor to shave her legs we listen to tapes of an irate Mel Gibson yell at his, well, I don't know who she is because I don't follow famous people, but I think she was his wife. His messages had a time stamp and Howard Stern would say, "and this is Mel at 2:17 am," and play the tape of him breathing heavily into the phone before he said, "...Whore! I don't need you any more! I don't want you any more. I hope you can't sleep. Youuuuuuuu fuck..."

The things he said to that woman, wow. You can learn a lot about people from the irate messages they leave on your answering machine from one am to four am. We laughed at some of the things he said. He seems obsessed with sleep as his main and repeated insult was he hoped she couldn't sleep, but as was evident from leaving a message on the machine, his curse wasn't working because, apparently, she was sleeping well. He would say he didn't need to talk to her and hang up and call back 3 minutes later and ask if she was there before taking off on a verbal tirade again.

He mentioned something about a placenta and a tree ceremony that she didn't smile for. A Stern Show listener had to call up and explain how some people take the birth placenta, dig a hole, bury it and put a tree on top of it. I think those people have way too much time on their hands. Anyway, if you ever do a tree ceremony for yourself gentle reader, make sure you smile, apparently it's a BIG deal if you don't.

Loo and I listened and I checked to see what parts she found funny, most of what she laughed at I did as well.

I like listening to out of control celebrities. Its as though they fake being human for so long that when they do something truly human, losing it for example, it's a big deal. Oftentimes after they lose it they have to do a lot of damage control or lose sponsors, contracts, agents, etc. Behind their famous face they throw tantrums like the most annoying of us. I like that, breaks the wall that separates them from us, which they are quick to put back up.

I liked Tiger Woods' fiasco more. He was the poster guy for everything wonderful--for golf, for Nike, for inner city kids, you name it. And then he is txting porn stars about how he owns their pussy looks forward to sucking their ass, and he wants to pee on them. Hilarious. I wasn't surprised when those txts came out. The way I saw it he was hiding something huge, he seemed to successful to have it all together, because if he wasn't a sex fiend he might quite possibly be in the running for best human ever. Right? Name one thing Tiger woods did prior to his fiendish sexual infidelity.

I don't follow celebrities, or gossip, but when it comes up on Howard Stern and they have psychologists analyzing the celebrities it is truly fascinating.

Just wanted to share the image of Mel Gibson yelling at his un-wife while Loo shaves her legs with my razor and I drive her car to the doctor. Funny stuff.