Tuesday, May 12, 2009

AIDS Victim 00

Today I learned something new:

AIDS came from a dude in the Congo that had sex with a chimpanzee.

Then he had sex with a human, he/she was victim 01. And then it spread all over the world.

I also learned that Small pox, if released would destroy the population on earth because we don't have protection against it. There are two remaining virus in the world, on in New York and the other in Russia.

Many people want those two stores to be killed, so we never have to deal with it again. Trouble is, that is a naturally occurring virus that exists somewhere in the world right now, and we could stumble upon it again, just like it was originally.

It's hard to weaponize because virus' are delicate. The best biological weapon is Anthrax, a spore that is very tough and easy dispersed.

Enjoy your day!

3 comments:

Person said...

i read in the new yorker a while back that it's more likely that the first person to get aids from a chimpanzee did so by eating chimp meat, not boning one. but the idea of aids starting from bestiality is more appealing to people because it's scandalous and because it's like God punishing us for one of the oldest worstest sins, sex with a non human.

Brian said...

I read that too, but Mr. know-it-all professor assured me it was chimp boning that caused it. So I wrote about chimp boning preciously for the reason you said, and it worked.

You know it says in Leviticus, if a woman has sex with an animal she is just confused, and you know, women, psh, what can you do?

(also being a warlock is worse than bestiality, fyi, tell your warlock friends.)

ps: good to hear from you.
pps: miss you.

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