Keeping minorities down: The truth

OK minorities, I am going to spill the beans.

For years you have implied, and often stated, that we white people have a club or organization where all the white people get together and discuss how to keep you down. And we white people have denied the allegation ad nauseum.

Well no more, the truth is you have been absolutely right. We White People is the name of the organization (WWP), and we rarely meet in person, but when we do it is usually during the time you minorities do ethnic things, things WWP doesn't bother to learn about unless it is disruptive to our suburban way if life.

We also have a hand book in case we ever wonder what way would be the best to keep You Minorities (YM) down in a given situation. I'd like to share with you our Pyramid of Supression. This is where we place each minority in terms of favor, and is subtitled "who would you want to move in next door." It shows the break down of who WWP, if the neighbor's house became vacant, we would like to move in next door. Obviously other members of WWP would be ideal, but this is a worst case scenario.

On the top you have WWP, who all work together to stay on top and keep YM down. The next tier below WWP would be the asian people. They are our favorite minority for many reasons, some of which are: Asians are quiet, asians assimilate into society easily without fussing, many are white like us, and they want to learn english and be like us. WWP likes that, so if someone besides another member of WWP wants to move in, an asian would be the next best thing.

Next tier below the Asians would be the Latinos. They are louder than asians, don't asimilate into our society as easily, if at all, don't want to learn english as badly as asians do, and bring a lot of their loud culture with them. They also rally together and demand change in society, usually involving little things like more schools, better pay etc. Those things are relatively easy things for WWP to fix however. We just make a big deal about it, fight, kick, scream and give a little raise or build a cheap school, to make you think that you got a good deal, but you really didn't and we double our efforts to keep the next generation down.

On the bottom of the pyramid are Black people. (Who didn't see that coming, right? Yeah.) Black people make WWP nervous because they are so different than us, and they don't want to be like us, they want to be individuals. What's with that? Don't you know that its better to just fit in? And whats with your hair? Don't you know how WWP hair looks like? And you make WWP feel guilty about enslaving your people. Luckily WWP's efforts to keep you down are the easiest to achieve. Hardly any black people go on to higher education, and the ones that do seem to be more white, so thats ok.

Also, among each tier is a color continuum white on the good side, dark on the other. So each tier is broken up by color as well. In the asian tier the worst would be the pacific islanders who are pretty dark, and make great scapegoats, even for asian people. On the Latino tier the worst are El Salvidorians, who are pretty dark and seem to be the scapegoats for latinos as well. And on the bottom are the black people who are like crayon black, or charcoal black. Light skinned black people are the best. Of course that can be countered by intelligence and politicol activism. WWP prefers the black people to be locked in prison, thus our desire to build more prisons, and laws focusing on the black demograhic. Because the worst to move in next door would be a dark skinned black man. We just don't have anything in common, being on the opposite side of the color spectrum and all.

WWP works with Government to make sure YM stay down. Asians we hardly spend any money or effot on because they assume the role we want them to, they immulate WWP: soccer games, church, skin color, clothes, skin color, and their food is tasty, did I mention their skin color is similar to the members of WWP?

Latinos on the other hand WWP spends the most time keeping down; we don't want another Che. So to keep Latinos down we do things like have English Learner classes and make spanish language higschool exit exams. A lot of people think that is great. The real genius about it is it keeps Latinos down, while they think they are moving up. Because latinos learn all this infomarion in spanish and take the exit exam in spanish, and graduate and get out into the world where they can talk about the things they learned, but in spanish only--get it? They don't learn english well enough to talk to us, just well enough to pay taxes. They can't talk to WWP about the things they learned, and thus have no opinion, but they get a Good Enough Degree. So they fit nicely into the labor work force because they don't speak english and can't complain about how hard life is, well maybe they do but WWP don't understand them, so it's ok.

Now, black people keep themselves down. WWP simply allows them to live in bad places and they rarely get out, but the ones that do allow WWP to have an unending supply of entertainers, athletes, comedians and actors, which we like. WWP also uses their own music 'Hip-bop' or something, to make WWP rich. WWP than makes publications focusing on the way they live to encourage other black people to take their rightful place in WWP society: making us laugh and entertaing us with their physical prowess in sports. Not hockey though, WWP don't care about hockey.

Anyway, that about sums it up.

WWP Inc. Will probably revoke my membership after this, but I think it was worth telling.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.